I’m graduating

August 4, 2009 by Poet With a Day Job

Although a number of people still visit this blog daily to check out the contest lists, I have decided to close down this blog. I am (for better or worse) no longer a poet with a day job; now, my hobbies are my jobs.

Therefore, once I export the posts from this blog to my computer, I will be taking this site offline and settling in at http://thehobbyisthejob.blogspot.com/ for the duration. If you like following my train of thought, please join me at the new address and/or add me to your reader. I’d love to see you there.

In the meantime, get all the info you need from the contest lists…or if there is some soul out there who also keeps track of contests, please feel free to take my lists and add them to your own. She’ll be down in a couple of weeks.

Thank you all for following me at PWADJ for the past, oh, three or so years. It’s been wonderful getting to know you all and of course, I’ll continue following you all in my reader, on facebook, and twitter!

Peace friends.

Miss you, Michael

June 26, 2009 by Poet With a Day Job

It’s official – Hiatus

June 23, 2009 by Poet With a Day Job

Thanks for your thoughts people – I agree: scrapping the blog altogether would be a bad idea. I think I’d miss it too much! So, I am going on a long-ish haitus – until August. Hopefully, I’ll come back with a new perspective, fresh attitude, new themes, and a longed-for refreshed spirit. Keep me in your readers…and in the meantime, keep on visiting the contest pages, and of course if you need a PWADJ fix, the archives.

Friends: come find, and stay in touch, with me on Facebook.

Poetry Contest
Poetry Residencies
Fiction Contests
Fiction Residencies
Published Work Awards
Slush

I think i am going to close this blog down

June 22, 2009 by Poet With a Day Job

Thoughts?

Alec Mapa – the funniest Mofo in town!

June 18, 2009 by Poet With a Day Job

Hat tip: Kathy!

Since they are so aggressively marketing it…

June 16, 2009 by Poet With a Day Job

Today I received I think the fifth email advertising the Four Way Books June reading period…I guess it means they really, really, really want you to submit. The only sucky thing is you have to pay a reading fee. Sucky. But you can send them more than one manuscript, your prolific little F—… Enjoy!

JUNE READING PERIOD GUIDELINES

Please read through the General Submissions information below and then read our online or paper submissions guidelines.

Poetry and Fiction Submissions Information

* In June, we read full-length poetry collections and novellas or short story collections. We do not read novels. We do not read translations.

* During our June reading period, manuscripts are not read as anonymous submissions. Manuscripts are selected by the editors of Four Way Books.

* Each manuscript may be mailed or submitted online between June 1 and June 30 2009, midnight PST, accompanied by a $17.00 processing fee made online or by check or money order made out to Four Way Books.

* Poetry manuscripts are generally between 45 – 80 pages of text. Fiction manuscripts are generally between 150 – 250 pages of text. Please submit manuscripts that fall within or close to these parameters, and please review our formatting guidelines carefully before submitting.

* Your bio and acknowledgments and/or a list of prior publications may be included if you’d like.

* If you submitted to our poetry contest, you may also submit during June. We have different readers in June.

* We will notify you of our decision by November 1, by email. We are unable offer a critique of your manuscript. Manuscripts sent to us by mail will not be returned.

Online Submission:

Submitting to us online is easy, saves you money in postage, and saves trees.

* Fill out our online payment form and follow the directions for online credit card payment on our secure site. We currently accept Visa, Mastercard, and Discover. Your reading fee is non-refundable.

* You will be assigned an payment confirmation number. You may then submit your manuscript through our online submissions manager. Please read and follow all directions listed on the submissions manager entry page. (Do not go to the submissions manager until you have completed your payment, you will not be allowed to submit without a payment confirmation number.)

* You will be asked to come up with your own password. Please save that password.

By Mail

* Please make sure that your cover page includes the title, your name, and contact information, including your email address.

* Manuscripts will not be returned. If you want to receive written word of our response, we will respond by email by November 1, if you provide us with your email contact info. We are unable to offer a critique of your manuscript.

* Please include a reading fee of $17.00, either as a check payable to Four Way Books, or in the form of a print out of your online payment confirmation emailed from our web site. (In June, you may go to our Reading Fee Form to pay via credit card. Please note that this reading fee is non-refundable.

* Word-process your manuscript on white, 8-1/2 x 11 paper. Legible typeface (ie. Times, Courier, Garamond).

* Manuscripts should be fastened with a binder clip but should not otherwise be bound.

* Send manuscript and processing fee to:
Four Way Books
POB 535 Village Station
New York NY 10014

Multiple submissions are fine but must be submitted separately. Each submission requires a $17.00 processing fee.

Obamadoma

June 15, 2009 by Poet With a Day Job

I know that as employs of the Nation you must uphold the Constitution. It’s basically your only job. So now, because DOMA’s “law” you feel you need to uphold it. Good for you.

Question: where were you, upholding the Constitution (of fed AND state), when shit like DOMA (and Prop 8 or whatever else) was being WRITTEN into law? These “amendments” are so glaringly unconstitutional you have to be dead not to see it.

Uphold? Only when it’s convenient for you, of course. MORE HYPOCRISY FROM THE U.S. I think it might be time to amend the definition of hypocrisy:

One entry found.

Entry Word: hypocrisy
Function: noun

Text: the pretending of having virtues, principles, or beliefs that one in fact does not have the hypocrisy of the United States to uphold the Constitution by adding amendments that are in disharmony with the tenets of that Constitution.

Synonyms: cant, dissembling, dissimulation, insincerity, United States, sanctimoniousness

Related Words: deception, deceptiveness, dishonesty, falsity, pretense, Obama’s GLBT policies, pretension, pretentiousness, self-righteousness, self-satisfaction; duplicity, fakery, falseness, fraudulentness, shamming, Second Term Posturing; artificiality, glibness, oiliness, smoothness, unctuousness, Obama Administration

Antonyms: genuineness, sincerity, equal rights

Back from the East Coast, with a germ

June 12, 2009 by Poet With a Day Job

I got back from visiting family in Massachusetts late Wednesday night. I woke up Thursday with white spots on my throat and an almost complete inability to swallow – no fever though. So I just slept a lot last night and, regardless, I have something wicked in my head/nose/ears now (throat less spotty, still a bit sore). I am sullen about this because my pal Alex is in town and my dilapidated state is keeping me from sharing joyment with him. I regard this as mean. More lame blogging from PWADJ soon, I promise.

American hypocrisy is tops!

June 9, 2009 by Poet With a Day Job

North Korea: Illegal border crossing and associated "grave crimes" – 12 years hard labor.

United States: Illegal border crossing (southern only, of course) and associated "grave crimes" – death and tortue at the hand of some rogue Texan’s rifle.

Off to the East Coast for a few days

June 5, 2009 by Poet With a Day Job

I am going to visit family in Massachusetts for my nephew’s high school graduation. Hope the weather’s nice…In the meantime, here are some pictures of the meal I made for me and L last Sunday. The fog’s been heavy (our San Francisco summer) so it made me want the hearty warmth of soup…it also happens to be high season inland for summer fruits and vegetables, so I decided to make potato leek soup with green garlic (my little shout-out to summer)*, along with spring pea crostini (ingredients: spring sugar snap peas hulled and blanched, aged jack cheese, toasted crushed almonds, olive oil, salt and pepper and mint leaves on toasted bread rubbed with green garlic – I know,  am still dreaming about it). And of course, the berries being what they are right now (AWESOME) I made a parfait – raspberries, blueberries, strawberries and unsweetened whipped cream. Can you say antioxidants. Since Leah is gluten-free, I put her crostini topping on some rice crackers and the flavor remained marvelous (I rubbed the crackers with the green garlic, so I am sure that helped!).

Vichyssoise (aka potato leek soup)
3 tablespoons butter
3 cups leeks, sliced and washed
4 cups potatoes, peeled and diced
Salt and pepper
8 cups water
2 cup heavy cream
In large pot melt butter. Add leeks and cook over medium heat, stirring occasionally. Add potatoes and season with salt and pepper. Add water and bring to a simmer. Cook until vegetables are tender. Place 3/4 of soup into a blender and puree, return to pot and stir in cream. Serve hot or cold