My Sarah Palin Baby Name. Lemming!

I couldn’t resist sending my name through the Sarah Palin baby name generator even though everyone and their mother is doing it. It’s just too funny a thing not to do because, the fact that Ms. Palin has not named her children after Matthew, Mark, Luke and John and Mary (gender is irrelevant, as is evidenced by the Androgynous-ness of the names her kids have…would that she loved her androgynous constituents as much), is pretty ironic, considering how closely she holds that little book to her chest. Although I really shouldn’t question her name choices because, I mean, someone who wants to penalize victims, not treat her brothers with brotherly love, and drill through the last bit of God’s pristine forest for a few drops of oil to run her SUV which we should feel proud of her for because it isn’t a jet, nor is it chauffered, isn’t a very good Christian.

So, ladies and gentlepeeps, my name, if I were to be born of Sarah Palin (which makes me feel a little sick inside), would be:

Recoil Mush Palin

Now, though this does seem to be somewhat appropriate to my personality (the outdoorsy farmer – the erratic way in which I start and stop things), and though I love the random humor of this name generator to mock a person who mocks others (when people in glass houses…),I wonder if there’s more method to Palin’s baby naming madness than meets the eye. Let’s have a look, shall we?

Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, Piper:

Poor twit prig will lick breast.

Big Arkilc twerp wollop spirit.

It kill poet, law; grows crib pip.

What’s your tracktripbristolwillowpiper anagram? Someone call Peter Pereira. He’s really good at this.

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